Monday, August 28, 2006
On Saturday I heard this local guy, and I just had to contact him. He was gracious enough to send me a transcript and give me permission to post it here. He also sent me the mp3 version. If you contact him, at email@example.com he'll probably send you the link too. Give it a listen. Tell him I said hi.
Here is the whole thing. Authored by Jonathan Gonyou, assistant pastor of "worship arts and maturity" at Stony Plain Alliance. Great stuff!
THE LEAST LIKELY GOSPEL SONGS
Some of you out there in radio-land may not even know that there's a whole sub-genre of music out there called "Christian Contemporary". You've got your Newsboys and your Michael W. Smiths and your Jars of Clay. And it's all come a long way baby. In fact I'd put up the likes of unknown quote "Christian bands" like the Violet Burning against Radiohead and the "Lost Dogs" against "Wilco" any day of the week.
There is a lot of people who classify or maybe qualify music of "faith" by it"s "JPM"s or "Jesus's per minute". I wish I were making that up.
But if you're like me and believe all truth to be God's truth, than maybe a gospel song isn't just about being on a Christian record label or getting Christian radio airplay.
There's the usual suspects of course. Johnny Cash has been singing and writing gospel songs his whole career and his last recording "The Man Comes around" is straight out of the last book of the Bible, Revelations. U2 have worn their faith on their sleeve and have written more overt "Christian" songs than your typical southern gospel quartet. Check out their song "grace" or their perennial concert closer "40", verbatim from Psalm 40. Bob Dylan wrote 2 landmark Gospel albums with classics like "Saved", "Gotta serve somebody", and "Lord protect my child". Willie Nelson, the Byrds, Moby, Kanye West, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Switchfoot, Sixpence to name a few have written profound songs of faith and devotion (a little DePeche mode reference there for you synthpop geeks).
But some of my favourite quote "gospel" songs come from the least likely of sources.
Prince, of all people took a break from writing soft core porn to music to pen one of the most compelling songs about that day 2000 years ago, that changed the world. "The Cross" is only 2 chords but persuasive and touching.
Indie poster boy Sufjan Steven's song "The transfiguration" from the album "Seven Swans" is a riveting account of Jesus last few days on earth.
And is there a better song ever written than Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen? A word that transcends language and culture. The most succinct word of adoration to God. Jeff Buckley's version is, in my humble opinion, the best.
How about Lauren Hill's "into Zion". A Biblical allusion and ode to the miracle of life of her newborn son.
And the Violent Femmes, ya, I said it: the Violent Femmes have more JPM's than, well, than you'd ever expect from a band with the name "Violent Femmes". Check out "Jesus walkin' on the water" or "Faith" or "Rejoice and be happy" almost a transcript from the sermon on the mount.
And finally, the Velvet Underground, known more for writing gender-bending- drug-binging stories of New York's underbelly and yet when Lou Reed sings "Jesus, help me find my proper place, help me in my weakness, cause I've fallen out of grace." Well, it cries of a man, of all of us, in need of redemption. And I don't know about you, but I'm one Pastor in need of redemption.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Saturday, August 26, 2006
So, just in case the Toy Inventor thing doesn't work out, a Certain Generous Person we know is thinking ahead.
Because we're home-ed'ers, a lot of our friends and relatives like to buy us educational type toys for holidays, or even for no reason whatsoever. This item certainly falls into the latter category. Also into the "what-the-%@*#" category.
This is an actual transcript of the phone conversation with this *C.G.P.* calling from the mega-store:
Her: In an excited whisper in her thick eastern European accent, because someone might be listening in on her call from the courtesy phone and might be planning on busting her for what? Conspiracy to shop?:
"I find a beeuuuteefull game for boys. For only TEN dollars. I buy?"
Me: "What kind of game, they have a lot."
Her: "A beeuuuteefull game for poker".
Me: "Yah, we're not big on poker, so probably you don't want to buy it. But thank you! It is sweet of you to think of them."
Her: Oh, no! It's so cheap! They can learn?"
Me: "Well, no, thank you, but we just don't really feel that poker is a really important goal right now. You know, they're more into things like reading, and basketball, and doing art and things like that. But thank you!"
Her: But poker is very fun! People win BIG money on poker! They could learn and win BIG money on poker!"
Me: "Ya, so that probably won't happen though will it? Most people actually LOOSE money on poker."
Her: "No, no no! These boys very smart! They can win BIG money on poker! I buy!!"
Me: "Of course you will. Thank you so much."
We'd better watch Chevy Chase's "Vegas Vacation" again. Can you say "Griswold"?
Over the last week the boys attended a camp to learn to invent toys.
This is a natural habit at our house, because that's mostly what they do. Really, the only toys we spend money on are ones of V.H.I.R. ... that is they have a Very High Imagination Requirement...Lego, blocks, any kind of art or craft supplies. (really, how could I refuse a child asking to explore a new medium?? Acrylics? Sure! Art markers? Great! Supplies for building "Backyard Ballistics"? Now you're talking! And actually, we DO all still have all our limbs and digits.)
So the boys are ready to go pro with all the fantastical ideas bursting from their craniums.
"Sub-Aqua" is a model of a water vehicle with a working motor, light, and paddle-wheel propulsion, for use in "bathtub, pond, pool, lake or sea".
"Divide and Conquer" is a Real Time Strategy game of unlimited (Ka-Ching!!) upgrades.
I fully expect we could soon be rolling in the royalty cheques!!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
I know, I know...I should have cleaned house today...or gone to the park, or well, cleaned house. But I was lying in bed last night thinking of a binding technique I read about in a book at Chapters on Thursday evening on my date with Mr Wonderful, and I knew if I didn't try it right away, I'd forget how and have to go buy the book in question. (wow! long sentence.)
I remembered how, did it, and had phapboy do one too, as he was wishing he could take a bookbinding course. See, he's been reading InkHeart, and InkSpell by Cornellia Funke, and is infatuated with Book Arts. I say, why take a course when we have most of the supplies right here, and about a dozen books on the subject to show us how. Also, I'm at the place in my life where I believe that if something is worth doing, it's worth doing poorly...at first. I love to practice, and find the process as rewarding as the product.
So here our our first attempts at this technique. (I've done a bit of bookbinding before today, all from directions in books). It's addictive!
Friday, August 11, 2006
They have all been used in thousands of construction projects, and have taken the place of our non-existent TV and video games with every child who has crossed our threshold, be they toddler (Brandon is the latest) or architect tech (Mark). And soon, very soon, they will be stacked and knocked down by a new generation, passed down in living colour with no downtime. They represent the best entertainment dollars we ever spent. And they make such a satisfying sound crashing down!
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Josh, Levi and I are working at doing a journal page a day. So far so good, thought the last couple days have been so packed with baby we've just been catching up.
Here are my Journal pages for this week. Whew! It's been exhilarating, to say the least! I LOVE this little Liam!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
I love to visit Found Magazine on-line. If you've never seen it, google it because I'm too lazy to put up a link right now.
I've always been fascinated by the little scraps of peoples lives I find in the bottom of carts at the grocery store, or on the street, or in the glove box of used cars. But I've found another great source of these treasures; inside old books.
I volunteer for our local Friends of the Library book store and my job is sorting and shelving the donated books that come in. People put highly personal things inside of books, and then forget about them. It's a real glimpse into another time and place. I find newspaper clippings, old money, (rare...usually an American one or five), bills, receipts, recipes, grocery lists, photos, and....notes to God and dead pets. Yes, really.
Here is one I found inside an old, well thumbed copy of "Little House in the Big Woods" by Laura Ingalls Wilder. It pulled at my heart strings.
God, I too hope Mitse is with you in the Garden!
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Words fail me.